You think he’d do something stupid?
I think stupid is our best option.

—Wilson & Foreman, Everybody Dies

(via house-md-gifs)

I miss this show

I miss this show



The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

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What’s the matter? (x)

What’s the matter? (x)


This is how my dog tells us she wants a treat. I completely regret teaching her that. (x)

This is how my dog tells us she wants a treat. I completely regret teaching her that. (x)







At college everyone seems to know that one kid who barely attends class but still gets good grades, and I’ve been so mad that I don’t know anyone like that. Like, how are all my friends nodding knowingly when this subject comes up? Now I’ve realized that it’s me. That kid they know is me. Dear god…